HOWEVER; mere days before Christmas, Alex and I caught Jasper in his sexiest pose ever; a pose which, dare I say it: is even sexier that Ferris Mewler doing [an impression of] Eric Northman.
Ladies, avert your eyes unless you can handle the sexy; Gentleman, I promise never to speak of your impending man crush.. Behold, Jasper!!
|Mmph mrph mmh|
My wife took one look at him in that position and said:
"That is a sexy beast."Whereas my first thought was: It looks like something out of A Game of Thrones.. or Ron Jeremy.. Eew.
|Wait.. What the devil?|
|Who the hell do you think you are?|
Thus I issue this challenge to The Bloggess: Who is sexier? Ferris Mewler, or Jasper (so sexy, he needs only one name)?
I await your refute.