Cat Nightmares

The following is based on actual events.  The names have not been changed, because no one is innocent.

I was talking to my wife, Alex, and my cat, Ame, just the other day..:

Me: "Good morning Ame, what are you staring at?"

Ame: "Mew."

Alex: "Maybe she had a cat nightmare; y'know like slowly being dipped in water?"

Me: "Like being drowned?"

Ame: "Meeh."

Alex: "Can you imagine cat nightmares?  Like mice with staves and other weapons?"

Me: "Why would they have weapons?"

Alex: "Because it would be scary if they could fight back!"

Ame: "Meow."

Me: "Or mice with water guns, birds with water balloons, and fish."

Alex: "Fish?"

Ame: "Mew?"

Me: "Fish.  Because they're already in water..  Nevermind."

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The mouse revolution is at hand..Beware..